November begins

[sc0rp]

standing on my head on a unicycle with a cracked frame and one flat tire while balanced on a flaming tightrope suspended 100ft over a patch of cholla cactus in broken-glass mulch, meanwhile juggling a lit tiki torch, a running chainsaw, and a wild 40-lb bobcat hopped on PCP as I evade fire from five Marine snipers in treetops 150yd away with orders to smoke 1000 rounds each... oh, did I mention the alligators? all that, whilst I'm mentally composing an angry Letter to the Editor that likely won't see print

[sc0rp]

Having a nictitating membrane is just killer for winning staring contests at a bar. You can drink all night for free. Just make sure to agree on a few 'joke rules'... like, you cannot strike your opponent with a fire axe, no grilfriends stripping in the opponent's visual field, and, what else, oh yeh, no nictitating membranes, ha ha.

Then, win. But never do it twice at the same table. Only do it every half hour or so.

Man... I dunno why I'm bothering. People with nictitating membranes already know all this. But ok, say you wake up one morning and you have them, then go ahead and read the above. Actually, most people blink the first time they see you use them. True story.

[Carver Ten31]

iDoctor...huh never heard of it...... but Im not an iSheep. So if an apple attracks the iDoctor I'm throwing my apples out. And they are honey crisp apples too, what a shame!

[sc0rp]

Don't confuse me with such details. Bare necessities first.
Speaking of, does an Apple a day keep the iDoctor away, or does it attract them? Someone mentioned going to the iDoctor, see, and when I asked that I got the standard now-familiar brook-trout look.

[Carver Ten31]

Don't forget to breath. The specialist things we sometimes forget.